ALIEN Day – ALIEN Games Discounted.

Sure, it’s still one or two days out from the actual date but ALIEN Day celebrations have started a little early this year. Notably, downloadable PC games outlets Steam and EPIC GAMES are hosting discount sales for ALIEN titles for your PC. Some great items on offer here.
Steam has a trio of titles on offer, with an option to purchase them individually or as a bundle, the following games: AvP (2010), ALIEN Isolation and ALINES: Colonic Marines.

EPIC GAMES offers only a single title, ALIEN Isolation; but this sole Creative Assembly entry in the series is widely regarded as being the best ALIEN game ever released.

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ALIEN Romulus – Popcorn Bucket Leak?

This image has been leaked online via The Garfield Movie News on X (formerly twitter). It claims to represent the popcorn bucket that will be available when ALIEN Romulus is released. News of such an item was leaked a few days ago and now we may have our very first glimpse of what this item may actually be.
Bucket leak or just a leaky bucket? We don’t know. Nothing public has been announced or released regarding this item nor any verification this leak is legitimate. Leaks of this nature can fall either side of the truth. Nonetheless, there’s some interesting features to be queried here. The head design appears to be inspired by the Protomorphs appearing in ALIEN Covenant. Maybe, the creatures in ALIEN Romulus share some design elements with that iteration of the Alien? We’ll have to wait and see.

I’m not even sure how this Alien head is supposed to function as a popcorn bucket. It does look like it straps onto the hand as earlier reports have claimed. As to its purpose as a bucket? Does the dome lift off the top of the head to reveal the popcorn inside? I hope to see more of this item as time passes. It’s a weird one. We like weird. Just not taking this item too seriously right now. After all, what’s there to get excited about a popcorn bucket?

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ALIEN Romulus – Popcorn Bucket.

We’ve probably seen the very first hint of merchandise we can expect for ALIEN Romulus. Over on X (formerly twitter), this post was made by Exhibitor Relations Co on April 10, indicating our first glimpse into what we can expect to become available when the movie is released.

While nothing definitive is revealed here, it does hint at how much of a hit movie ALIEN Romulus is expected to be. Such marketing and sales tie-ins usually accompany a movie release expected to be favorably received by the public. Favorably enough for audience members to purchase a popcorn bucket before people enter the cinema to see the movie. DUNE Part 2 was a phenomenal success with the popcorn bucket made to look like an open Arrakis sandworm maw, made controversial due to its suggestive nature. What exactly can we anticipate from an ALIEN themed “popcorn container” that “attaches to your forearm”? Your guess is as good as mine.

We’ll have to wait and see; but one thing is for certain, we are only just beginning to see the crank handle start to turn on the ALIEN Romulus merchandise machine. In less than two weeks, ALIEN Day April 26 will be upon us and I expect any number of ALIEN Romulus announcements to be made. I’ll be around to cover any such merchandise right on this blog. Check in on ALIEN Day to see what’s covered here at HIDEOUS PLASTIC.

ALIEN Romulus is being released on August 16, 2024. Just a few months from now.

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ALIEN Romulus – Teaser Trailer Released.

The last week has seen some excited activity across the ALIEN fan community with anticipated news of an upcoming trailer for the new ALIEN Romulus movie being expected. Such excitement, driven by leaked (but unverified) information involving the potential plot of the new movie detailing the discovery of the original creature from 1979’s ALIEN floating in space. It is brought to the Romulus station, where aboard the deep space biological research facility, a sample of Engineer pathogen is extracted from the creature. Staff reverse engineering the substance create a new generation of hostile alien forms to serve as the catalyst for ALIEN Romulus’ main narrative.

Further alluding to the trailer’s then imminent release, yesterday ALIEN Romulus director Fede Alvarez released a single word on instagram, “TOMORROW”. Today, the eagerly awaited minute long teaser trailer has become available to view on YouTube.

While little to no indication of prior leaked plot details are present in the trailer, classic ALIEN iconography is prominently present throughout. Art direction reminiscent of the original movie, facehuggers – lots of facehuggers and what appears to be early model pulse rifles appear in this Scott Free/Brandywine production. Video game ALIEN Isolation would also appear to have significant influence on the movie’s content. Unconfirmed leaked plot details are still withheld from public eye in this trailer

Movie release News isn’t normally something I discuss on HIDEOUS PLASTIC as this blog’s focus is primarily concerned with merchandise inspired by these movies. In this regard though, a new movie will prove to be an absolute gold mine of potential new action figures, toys and other goodies coming our way. And that interests me greatly. As such, relevant News gets mentioned here. No doubt this new entry into the ALIEN series will generate more licenced material for the consumer market. I’m all for it.

What can we expect in regards to licenced material inspired by ALIEN Romulus? Who knows? I do hope long time companies such as NECA, Super7 and a dozen other organisations will once again hop onto the band wagon to gleefully serve up a slew of grisly looking space monsters to warm our hearts. I for one am looking forward to seeing fresh Alien types replicated in action figure format. Of very special interest to me would be at least one interpretation of the original Big Chap in the now atrophied state if it appears in this new movie. That’s got to be on the cards.

Oh, my! After forty five years, 20th Century Studios may yet entertain us with the possibility of the original Alien may be coming back? That detail is still yet to be confirmed – or denied. Nonetheless, where’s Kenner Products when you need them?

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“A New Toy Joins the ‘TOY STORY’ Gang”

This is a well known cartoon, drawn by illustrator Kev Brockschmidt. It captures the essence of an ALIEN action figure interacting with it’s playtime peers, rending other toys limb from limb and leaving carnage in its wake. It particularly draws on expressing the astonishment of R-rated movies being the source of toys for children. It’s a wonderful backhanded celebration of Kenner’s ALIEN toys of yesteryear, ranging from their original nefarious release of 1979 and through the decade of the 1990s. Kenner released several product lines of toys inspired by all of the ALIEN movies during the late 20th Century. All of those toy lines featuring implacable hostile space creatures marketed towards children based on movies children were not recommended to be exposed. It’s a fabulous piece of single panel art and commentary.

Thank you Kev for the kind permission to use this image on HIDEOUS PLASTIC. For more Kevin’s popular culture cartoon goodness, visit his site Kev Brockschmidt Illustration.

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“A is for ALIEN” Little Golden Book, Coming 2024.

I haven’t had much to post of late and this will probably be the last item for 2023. Gotta say, it’s a good one, though! It looks like Penguin Random House is publishing an ALIEN ABC Little Golden Book for children, ages 2-5 years old. Yes. An official licenced release for children who can learn the alphabet from a story based on an old R-rated 1979 space monster horror movie. While not an ALIEN action figure or a toy, this item definitely sits well within the “Weird ALIEN stuff made for Kids” category. And I’m good with that. When I first read about this item, I was sure it was a gag; but no. Here’s the description direct from the publisher, “Follow Ripley and the rest of the Nostromo crew on a space adventure that introduces the alphabet from A to Z. With fun illustrations, this light-hearted re-imagining of the iconic movie ALIEN will delight fans young and old, as well as Little Golden Book collectors through(ou)t the universe.” I know people who are already speculating how this is going to work. They are wanting “C is for Chestburster”, “F is for Facehugger” and “H is for Headbite that leaves large chunks of your brains hanging out of your skull”. It’s a safe bet the usually difficult letter to assign, “X is for Xenomorph”, will be present.

More information about this book to be released in July, 2024 can be found on the publisher’s product page where pre-orders are available. I guess this item is also available for pre-order wherever children’s books are sold. Now, go show your four year old child some ALIEN movies so they can be properly prepared for this release.

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UPDATED – Bootlegs, Knock Offs and other “Illegal Aliens”.

This ALIEN lamp arrived today. It’s a bootleg of another unlicenced product and it’s God damned awful. It’s bereft of any level of quality. Has no redeeming features. And I love it! I was lucky(!) enough to see one of these bootleg items being discussed on a Facebook ALIEN group a few weeks ago and knew I was destined to possess my very own low grade quality ALIEN lamp. So I placed my order with AliExpress, expecting an incredible piece of junk to be delivered and hoo-boy! I was not disappointed. Mind you, I would have had a completely different response had I not known the level of junk I was about to receive. It only matches the advertised sample by a significant stretch of the imagination. I sure would have been sorely disappointed had I not known exactly what was heading my way. This tragic “bait and switch” item now has a new home, it has been added to HIDEOUS PLASTIC’s lengthy examination of Bootlegs, Knock Offs and other “Illegal Aliens”. Have fun with this horrendous piece of nonsense along with all the other monstrosities on that page. There’s plenty of it documented and celebrated now.

If you have a preference for the original, higher quality Alien Xenomorph light up diorama rather than this laughable piece of junk, you can find it for sale on Etsy.

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Hong Kong Bootleg Inspired ALINE DVD Cover.

A description from a Hong Kong bootleg DVD of ALIEN has recently been circulating on social media for a few months. While still accurately describing the events of the movie, the translation back into English is hilarious in the extreme. What happens when you feed this description through AI to generate some images? Justin Norman was curious and he “wanted to see what images AI would generate, based on that description. It’s wild AF.” and posted the images online. It’s at this point I figured out it might be fun to use those images – and the original Hong Kong English translation – to create a paper insert to be placed into a DVD case. Justin was very cool with the idea and here’s the result. Well, that worked out kinda neat, hey. This is great! Now I just need to find a badly dubbed Hong Kong version of ALIEN and burn it to disc as contents. If you want one of these paper inserts for yourself, that’s no problem at all. Below is the full uncropped image. It’s yours, if you want it. Just click on the image, a single image gallery item will open and it will then be ready to download. Feel free to use as you see fit as there exists no copyright on AI generated imagery. Have fun with this:

Thank you Justin for having the inspiration to generate the images used in this wonderful piece of weirdness in the first place. Oh, and here’s the description from the original Hong Kong bootleg DVD that was the source of all of this shenanigans.

“Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf.”

Fantastic stuff! As for the prominent misspelling of “ALINE”? That’s Hiya Toys fault. lol.

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DEBUNKED! – Kenner Red Gorilla Alien.

Recently posted on the Kenner ALIENS Toy Blog is an interesting article regarding the existence – or rather, non-existence – of one of Kenner’s rarest ALIENS toys released in the 1990s, the extremely elusive red variant of the Gorilla Alien! It looks like there is a solid reason for this item’s scarcity. It never existed. So, for collectors who are agonising over why you can never find a sample of the rare red Gorilla Alien at toy fairs, second hand toy dealers or eBay, you can stop hunting now. You simply won’t find one. Eric Fisher has explored the non-existence of this decidedly fake figure along with several other suspicious items you may (or may not) be able to add to your collection. Sadly, this appears to be the case. It’s not real. If you are interested in anything relating to Kenner’s ALIENS toys of the 1990s, especially obscure facts and information on the toy line, the Kenner ALIENS Toy Blog is worth a visit.

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Funko Blacklight ALIEN POP! Now Available.

Funko have recently released the latest licenced ALIEN item in their hugely popular POP! range of stylised toys and collectibles. Now available is the “Blacklight Xenomorph”, looking radiant as ever in a brilliant fluorescent green and blue colour scheme. Here’s what Funko have o say about this item, “An extraterrestrial threat is scoping out your Aliens collection! This black light Pop! Heralds a neon blue and green colour way whilst showcasing the Xenomorph’s poised attack stance, ready to prove its might as an apex predator. Be sure to act quick and add this incredible Pop! Vinyl figure to your collection today!” This item is some kind of “store exclusive” probably intended for the US market. It’s a safe bet though, you’ll find it anywhere Funko POP! figures are sold. …and that’s just about everywhere. I gotta say it. While I am not a fan of POP! items and don’t own any, the lurid colours is very appealing and I may yet add one to my collection. Maybe.

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DIY ALIEN Nostromo Shoe Box Diorama.

Way back in 2014, Super7 released an egg chamber play set for their 3.75 inch ALIEN ReAction figure line. During the intervening nine years since its release, this item (there were two variants) has become rare, sought after and very expensive. It’s been disappointing to see this was the only ALIEN play set Super7 released. Some fans I know have been wanting a Nostromo play set for years. Unfortunately, Super7 no long produces their ALIEN line of toys. So, it’s unrealistic to expect one to ever be forthcoming from them. This dire problem needs to be rectified. It must be remedied! Luckily, we have been rescued!Baptiste Coudert has provided us with all we need as a solution. Well, maybe not everything; but the essential printable components to make a Nostromo play set for yourself is now a reality. Here’s a link to a set of downloadable images on flickr you can print out and assemble to make your own Nostromo play set. Oh yeah. You’ll need an old shoe box to mount the printed components inside. The truly great thing about this improvised play set is manifold. Not only will you be constructively re-using an old shoe box to use as a display for reliving great action setups including having captain Dallas being dragged away in the airshafts by the Alien but there are other benefits, too. You will also be able to put the lid back on the box and use it to stow your figures in a safe place.

Now that’s genius! Now you won’t have to buy one of those expensive Super7 ALIEN carry cases to stow your figures, either. That makes the Nostromo play set a fantastic all round money saver and every home should have one, especially if you have an abundance of old shoe boxes lying around the place and been wondering what on Earth you were going to do with them.

Go grab and empty shoe box and download and print the Nostromo play set files right now! You’ll be glad you did. Thank you Baptiste for implementing this wonderful idea.

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Are XENOMOFOS Still Happening..?

I’ve recently had a few inquiries about XENOMOFOS. Some have come from visitors to this blog, curious about them due to the random header banners I use; and others who have been aware of the project for some time and have been seeking an update. The short answer is simple. YES! XENOMOFOS, after some delays, are definitely still alive and well!  They’ve just been put on hold as dictated by real life concerns; but soon I will be in a position to return to working on this project once again. …and I’m looking forward to it.But, hey… what are XENOMOFOS, anyway?

I’m glad you asked. XENOMOFOS is a project I’ve been working on for some time now and are tribute items dedicated to the weird and wonderful world of Mexican bootleg toys. It’s no secret Mexican bootleggers are renowned for their cheap knock-off product and XENOMOFOS will celebrate this clandestine industry with limited releases. Satire and parody are paramount with these unashamedly unlicenced reproductions of reproductions (of reproductions of reproductions…). The pair of 5 inch Three Headed XENOMOFOS shown above are early inhouse concept and viability studies for the project. It’s since evolved beyond this stage with fresh masters generated. I’ll have more information regarding progress later this year. Watch this space. XENOMOFOS are coming!

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Etsy – Bronze Alien Stooped Statue.

If you’re looking for a near unique, high quality unlicenced ALIEN item then HDCrafts777 has something you will love. This 10 inch tall lost wax cast Alien features the original 1979 Giger’s Dessert Alien in its classic stooped pose and is available on Etsy right now.  It’s cast in bronze, hand polished and carries a nice fat price tag of US$942. This does look like a stunning piece but the price tag isn’t the only limitation you may encounter if you want this item. Only one sample remains in the seller’s inventory. Which means if you want to have an excuse to spend next month’s rent on something else and impress everyone, this is well detailed and accurate metal statuette will no doubt be a great choice! Sure, you might end up being homeless but hey. At least you’ll own a really cool collectible.

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Limited Run Games – ALIEN Isolation.

Looks like ALIEN Isolation for Nintendo Switch is getting the Limited Run Games treatment. Limited Run Games have announced they will be publishing physical copies for the platform in very restricted quantities and in a variety of releases.

ALIEN Isolation is widely regarded as one of the best ALIEN game titles developed. It originally appeared on Sony, Microsoft and PC platforms in 2014. A Nintendo Switch release appeared in late 2019. However, the Nintendo version lacked a physical release. That has now been rectified. Here’s a few words from Limited Run Games, who will be releasing physical versions of the title for the Switch, “Limited Run Games sell on a pre-order basis. Once pre-orders close or our set quantities are sold out, you won’t be able to purchase anymore. Our games are made-to-order and only printed once. We’re not kidding when we say our games are limited. What it says on the tin is what you’re going to get: your very own extra ultra-rare title, of which few in the world exist.” I don’t own a switch but these very limited release items do look sweet. I might be interested in ordering one of the more affordable items to have the game represented in my collection. Pre-orders will commence on May 26th and end 9th July, 2023.

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Steam ALIEN Day Sale.

Steam is currently holding an ALIEN Day sale. This sale includes much of Steam’s current library of ALIEN themed game titles: ALIENS vs PREDATOR (2010), ALIENS Colonial marines (2012) ALIEN Isolation (2014) and ALIENS Fireteam Elite (2021). Also included in today’s sale is the pre-order for the upcoming ALIENS – Dark Descent. Sadly, Rebellion’s two decades old, turn of the century AvP title is not among those games listed in the sale. It’s a great old title, too, that I spent many an hour on. I haven’t played ALIENS Fireteam Elite just yet as I am still waiting for more content to drop to make this title worth the purchase as I’m not an online gamer. I gotta say it, though, I’ve been playing Elden Ring for the past six months and been thoroughly spoiled in this regard. The amount of content present in that title puts just about everything else out there to shame!

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Fede Alvarez Shares New Movie Image.

Director Fede Alvarez has provided the first sneak peak into his upcoming ALIEN movie currently being shot. This “behind the scenes” image appeared on his Twitter account today. Visible in the image is a facehugger grasping a clapperboard inside a moodily lit corridor. The art direction and set design looks like it’s been lifted straight out of ALIEN Isolation. Especially that EMERGENCY console visible at right. A large distinct and recognisable WY logo partially obscured by darkness in the center right of frame also hints at the time period this movie will take place, sometime around the time of ALIENS.

Details of the new movie, with the working title of ALIEN Romulus, are scant right now but it is currently being shot by 20th Century Studios in Budapest, Hungary and produced by Ridley Scott. ALIEN Romulus is not a continuation of the open ended prequel ALIEN Covenant released in 2017 and is expected to be released sometime next year on Disney’s Hulu service. Thank you Fede for sharing this promotional image with us. It’s great to have you recognise and celebrate ALIEN Day with us. Fresh details of Noah Hawley’s upcoming ALIEN television series are still forthcoming.

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ALIENS Dark Descent Pre-order Trailer.

A new Official Pre-Order trailer for the upcoming video game, ALIENS – Dark Descent has been released by Focus Entertainment, today. The game is being developed by Tindalos interactive using the Unreal Engine.

I love video games and and ALIENS so this isometric combat strategy title looks promising. Tension, surprise and response appear to be critical components of gameplay. I’m good with that. We haven’t seen a tactical ALIEN title for around a decade, now. ALIENS – Dark Descent will be available from June 20 and you can pre-order now for Sony, Microsoft and PC platforms.

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Happy ALIEN Day, 2023!

Happy ALIEN Day! Today we celebrate all things from space, covered in slime and wanting to rip your face off with multiple sets of chrome plated dentures. What a day! What a lovely day! For my part in celebrating, here’s a project I’ve been working on for the last six months. This item is a heavily modified 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy. I am pleased to introduce to you, the Crystal Wizard.

Oh, alright. He’s not in possession of any magic wands, spell books or other silly Harry Potter nonsense. He’s just a lovely, “dayglo” coloured happy Big Chap featuring a head to toe full body makeover. Originally painted all white, I have owned this figure for a long time and decided to customise him further. This is the result. Continue reading

ALIEN Day – XENOMOFOS are Coming!

Here’s a minor detail on a project I’ve been working on for the past year or so. I had to take a break for a while so I could manage other RL stuff, but hey. That’s life, right; always getting in the way of having fun? Anyway, getting back on track means this home grown “XENOMOFOS” project is slowly coming together. I am happy to share the parody logo that will appear on packaging for this series of completely unlicenced items dedicated to lampooning and celebrating various aspects of ALIEN merchandising.The first reveal for this project was made around this time last year, on ALIEN Day which makes it fitting to reveal this a year later. I am now looking forward to making further announcements in the coming months. Watch this space. Especially if you are interested in unlicenced knock offs, outlandish bootleg nonsense, satirical takes on collectible phenomenon and really bad junk. Especially really bad junk. After all, it’s Basura – the name says it all.

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ALIEN Day 2023 Approaches.

ALIEN Day is almost upon us. April 26 is widely recognised by fans and more official channels as a day fans of the ALIEN series celebrate our beloved movie series. A movie series about a species of implacably hostile biomechanical extraterrestrial parasitoid creatures that brutally murder fellow human beings. Lovely stuff. In past years 4-26 has been the day various ALIEN licence holders and fans indulged in making a variety of public announcements. This year should be no different. Big names are often attached and while the past couple of years have been a little scant in this regard, this year is potentially very special.

Currently in the works are two major productions, a streaming ALIEN movie (which is rumored to being considered for a limited cinema release) and an ALIEN television series are both in the works. 20th Century Studios obviously feel the ALIEN property has great potential in it still. As principal photography for the movie has been progressing for a few weeks now, we may soon hear some details about what this production has to offer. Let’s hope 20CS takes advantage of the upcoming ALIEN Day to capitalise on making a reveal, either story details, character info or possibly even some images from the movie sets. It would seem to be an appropriate time to make such announcements. We shall see what happens in two days time.

Other typical announcements unrelated to these two upcoming productions may likely come from licence holders revealing new product lines or fans releasing their own content online. Who knows what new merchandise and goodies, both licenced and otherwise, will be announced? Either way, ALIEN Day is a fun day! Well, it’s a fun day if you are into appreciating face ripping space monsters that want to decimate humanity and the various industries and enthusiasts that support this fascination.

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