NECA have announced their NECA CLUB x ALIEN promotional incentive to anyone who is an “hardcore, completionist Alien action figure collector”.  Maybe this club is for you.

What exactly is this club; and what are its benefits?  Let’s find out. “Membership provides advance access to all of NECA’s Alien action figure releases, including convention and retail exclusives, with special bonuses…” as expressed on their NECA CLUB x ALIEN web page.  There’s also a FAQ if you want to know more.  Well, I want to know more.NECA’s ALIEN Series 11 will be the first items offered as part of this deal.

This  looks really amazing and I would love to take advantage of this awesome opportunity except for one minor detail.  Benefits of the membership only apply to residents of the US.  ACK!!!  I live in Australia.  Oh well.  I still signed up for the newsletter; and you can too.  That’s worth the price of admission, right?

From my experience, ‘Club X’ is an adults only venue.  A not so classy place for tits and ass to be enjoyed by over 18’s.  Well, if that is what NECA wants to call it.  Then, so be it.  Maybe we’ll get to find out what that  ‘Arcturian poontang’ tastes like, after all.

Bring it, NECA!

-Windebieste.