Do you need a life sized chrome-fanged blood soaked phallic parasitoid in your life? Maybe, one to sit on your desk to ward off annoying inquiries from people that should know how to sort out their own shit by now..? Well, you’re in luck! The Eaglemoss Mega Edition Chestburster is now available to order. This Mega Edition polyresin piece stands 30cm tall and is strictly a limited edition. Here’s what Eaglemoss have to say about it. “Your MEGA Alien Chestburster Figurine has been cast in specially formulated metallic resin and painted by hand to show the worm-like shape of the infant alien wit(h) a mouth full of metallic teeth. Don’t be scared to add this fantastic figurine to your Alien & Predator collection!” The price for this lovely example of unearthly juvenile hostility is US$159.99.

-Windebieste.