Here’s another one of those lurid Kenner ALIEN toys that didn’t sell very well at retail outlets forty years ago. This complete specimen is for sale on eBay for US$600 (or make Best Offer). He’s a lovely sample, too. Complete with all parts present and only minor scuffs here and there along some dust that mar his otherwise “perfect composure”. The dust can be cleaned off with some some warm water, mild detergent and a toothbrush. The value is all there! That is, if you think US$600 is an appropriate price for a grotesque toy that was discounted to under US$5 in order to clear unwanted stock nobody wanted and wouldn’t sell in 1980. No box, poster or small child unable to sleep at night included. Make an offer.

-Windebieste.