A description from a Hong Kong bootleg DVD of ALIEN has recently been circulating on social media for a few months. While still accurately describing the events of the movie, the translation back into English is hilarious in the extreme. What happens when you feed this description through AI to generate some images? Justin Norman was curious and he “wanted to see what images AI would generate, based on that description. It’s wild AF.” and posted the images online. It’s at this point I figured out it might be fun to use those images – and the original Hong Kong English translation – to create a paper insert to be placed into a DVD case. Justin was very cool with the idea and here’s the result. Well, that worked out kinda neat, hey. This is great! Now I just need to find a badly dubbed Hong Kong version of ALIEN and burn it to disc as contents. If you want one of these paper inserts for yourself, that’s no problem at all. Below is the full uncropped image. It’s yours, if you want it. Just click on the image, a single image gallery item will open and it will then be ready to download. Feel free to use as you see fit as there exists no copyright on AI generated imagery. Have fun with this:

Thank you Justin for having the inspiration to generate the images used in this wonderful piece of weirdness in the first place. Oh, and here’s the description from the original Hong Kong bootleg DVD that was the source of all of this shenanigans.

“Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf.”

Fantastic stuff! As for the prominent misspelling of “ALINE”? That’s Hiya Toys fault. lol.

-Windebieste.