Just when you think you have seen everything that could possibly be released as ALIEN merchandise, something like this drops in and surprises you. I’m not even sure where to start with this one.  Let’s just say it’s an inflatable Alien with breasts and is most likely to be made of vinyl.

This is one piece of weirdness that could only be made in the unlicenced sector of the unofficial ALIEN industry, a nefarious sometimes bewildering grey area that exists as an alternative to official product.  Here’s what the supplier has to say about this product “It’s a “friend of the galaxy”, who came from across the universe. and Earth souvenirs to give to them.” um… yeah.  It didn’t make much sense to me, either – by hey, that’s why I love it.

Anyway, the inflatable A.l.ien “Unique Invader” is a “RE RE STOCK” and is available from Kikkake Store in Japan for 12,000 yen (US$110).  I have no idea how big this item actually is but at that price it’s probably a decent size.  It might even be a cheap alternative to having a life size Alien grace your living room – or bedroom, if black life size inflatable space monstery dolls is your kind of thing.

Have fun with this glorious item if you choose to buy one.  Please let me know how drunk you got while you were at it.  Thank you to Michael Compton for calling this -er- wonderful thing to everyone’s attention on Facebook.

-Windebieste.