NECA Release Package Images of Rhino Alien.

It’s Facehugger Friday, Kiddies; and we all know what that means, right? YEEEEAAH!! That’s right! It means NECA have released new teaser content for upcoming product. This week they have posted some new images of packaging for their upcoming Kenner Rhino Alien tribute figure on Facebook. The retro style packaging sure looks snappy. Here’s what NECA have to say about it “We managed to contain the Kenner Rhino Xenomorph inside its packaging, but not for long. This beast ships out on April 13th!” I’m fine with that. Continue reading

REBOR Broodlord X-Rex Available in Australia.

Here’s something I wasn’t expecting. REBOR’s unlicenced but phenomenal looking Broodlord X-Rex figure is available in Australia. You can order this Cretaceous King of the Hive from local online toy animal and dinosaur specialist, MiniZoo. This grotesque dinosaur/xenormorph hybrid will set you back a paltry AU$74.99. Considering how the value of the Australian dollar has recently performed a perfect triple back flip into the toilet since Covid-19 has taken hold in this country, this is a damn fine price!There are two things in my life I love more than a good pizza; and that’s Dinosaurs and Aliens. So this amalgam of both appeals to my sensitivities in multiple levels. I’ve been aware of this 43cm (over a foot!) long behemoth for some time but never anticipated it to become available in my own country. Fantastic! Quite often, items like this simply never reach these shores. This is a very welcome import.

Actually, make that three things I love more than a good pizza. Aliens. Dinosaurs. …and having awesome stuff like this become available in my own country without having to pay outlandish prices for it to be sent from overseas. Yes. I’m seriously considering getting one of these metallic finished brutes.

-Windebieste.

HIDEOUS PLASTIC – Book Update.

Just a quick update for those of you who have pre-ordered copies of the upcoming book dedicated to the notorious 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, HIDEOUS PLASTIC – In stores everyone can hear you scream. Firstly, It’s all coming together very well now. A little slower than anticipated as dictated by my recent house move, subsequent renovations and emerging pandemic crisis. Nonetheless, progress on this project has not halted.

Importantly, I am currently awaiting to hear from the publisher to provide me with the final proof of the book. This should arrive soon and will need to be thoroughly examined. I have had the joy of adding several new images to the book since the previous proof copy was generated and the presentation is already very solid. I am looking forward to seeing the updated version in hand. People who have already seen the book have been suitably impressed with it, including individuals involved in the peer review process. So far, it’s garnered only positive responses.

So right now, we are planning to publish soon. Hopefully before the end of this month.

If you are remotely interested in the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, then this book covers just about everything. HIDEOUS PLASTIC – In stores everyone can hear you scream delves deeply into the action figure’s 40 year history, contains a complete description of the toy, what to look for when considering purchasing one (this section alone could save you hundreds of dollars, easily paying for purchasing the book many times over!) along with a complete documentation of it’s derivative and tribute figures. It’s all here, in 300 full color pages complete with full indexing and detailed product bibliography.

This book is unique. Something like this has never been attempted let alone previously be published. If you want to add a copy of this limited edition book (Only five hundred copies are being printed) to your library you will be able to do so soon. Thank you for your patience.

-Windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Poster for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$59 (1 bid).

Looking for a nice black and white poster to go with your Kenner toy? You are in luck! One is currently listed on eBay for auction. Starting at US$59, it won’t take long for the first bid to come along and place a claim on this vintage item.The poster itself is in good shape. For a forty year old piece of vintage printed material it can be forgiven for being imperfect; and imperfect it is indeed. It has a few bruised edges, sticky tape has been applied to each corner and a couple of tack holes are present. Nonetheless, it is straight and lacks any major tears. A starting bid of US$59 on this uncommon item will attract some fast attention. This poster will sell without any trouble.

-Windebieste.

eBay – 1979 Kenner Alien and Poster for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold. This listing has ended and sold before auction.

If you’re searching for a 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, you’re in luck!  There’s one being auctioned right now on eBay. It also includes the poster – and it’s possible a box may also be included. Possibly.It’s a complete looking figure with a dome on its head and the crest on its back. It’s always great to see these two body parts are in place – even if the dome is placed back to front on the head. Hey, it’s an easy fix. It’s as easy as picking it up, turning it around one hundred and eighty degrees and then placing it down on the head in its correct orientation. It’s just odd to see it sitting in this queer fashion. Then again, it does highlight how ill fitting this smoky piece actually is and the vendor can’t be blamed for the poor construction technique Kenner used to fix it in place. Continue reading

NECA Releases Images of Drake Figure.

Among all the hassles of moving house, I’ve also had to reinstall Windows 10 due to a Windows Update fail. Thank you for the inconvenience, Microsoft. As always, it’s a pain in the arse to have to endure your rubbish but this time your failed update process happened at the tail end of a project I’m working on; plus, moving house added up to more bullshit I could care to deal with. Fortunately, I keep back ups of all my stuff.

The only thing I have lost is information as to where I downloaded these images of NECA’s upcoming Space Marine Drake action figure. This is a new tribute item inspired by Kenner’s older Drake action figure of the 1990s. I don’t have any other details of this item handy, right now. At this stage, I’m grateful it’s all I’ve lost. So far, so good. Fingers, toes and eyes are now crossed. Continue reading

eBay – “Complete” Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

UPDATE: This listing has ended, presumed sold for US$350.

For today’s vintage toy special we have found a “complete” Kenner ALIEN toy for sale on eBay. True enough, all of its parts are present and it also includes the box. What’s more, this figure is being sold for only $350. At this price, you’re getting the box for free! Bargain.There’s clearly going to be a caveat regarding this item. Maybe more than one, actually.  Firstly, let’s get the box out of the way. It’s clearly battered and mangled. It’s window is missing and it’s had its lid ripped free. At least the lid hasn’t been discarded and is present in the sale. The box is a mess for sure; but by the same token it’s still a genuine forty year old original Kenner ALIEN box. Despite its dilapidated state, it’s going to be worth upwards of US$100 if sold individually. The red insert card and poster are missing.  Continue reading

eBay – 1979 Kenner ALIEN for Sale in Australia.

For those of you living in my part of the world and are looking for a 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy in Australia, you’re in luck. One has become available on eBay for auction right now.  It’s being sold in Adelaide and this figure includes the box as well. Bidding starts at AU$999.99 (around US$618) a decent price for one of these grotesque vintage toys. This sample of the toy was manufactured in the US and this figure appears to be complete and in very good condition. It’s dorsal crest is inverted and it is unknown if it’s mounting slot is broken or not. The rest of the figure looks to be very attractive – well, as attractive as one of these nefarious old toys can get. Anyway, the dome is also present as are both tongue halves. The jaw activation trigger works perfectly and it’s overall a lovely piece. Continue reading

eBay – Kenner ALIEN in Box for Sale.

UPDATE: This listing has ended, presumed sold for US$650.

Here’s a nice pick up for someone wanting a good looking Kenner ALIEN toy including the box and all other inclusions. It’s available on eBay right now for a measly US$650 (or best offer). Cheap! Well, almost all other inclusions. We’ll check out this item further below.Despite being opened, he’s 99% all there. You get almost everything and depending on how pedantic you are as a collector, this item will make a fine addition to your trophy shelf.  All critical components you would want appear to be present in this package – almost. Here’s a quick checklist of how your expectations for this item are going to be fulfilled. Continue reading

eBay – “Rare” Kenner ALIEN for Sale – But Are You Sure?

UPDATE: This listing is no longer available, presumed sold for US$650.

Here’s a clear case of “know what you are buying”. This ALIEN action figure currently for sale on eBay for US$650 may look like a vintage 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy; but it’s not. This item is only five years old and was made by Gentle Giant.  It’s still a great piece but the description provided by the vendor in this listing is incorrect in almost every detail. Almost.Back in 2014, Gentle Giant started releasing a series of four large scale tribute items inspired by Kenner’s original 1979 toy. Gentle Giant’s products were similar in many ways,  mimicking the older toy, the box it was sold in and also featured a facsimile poster inside the box – just like the original Kenner item. This particular product on offer here was the 2nd item released in Gentle Giant’s range of oversized tribute ALIEN figures; and that was in 2015. Continue reading

Immaculate Kenner ALIEN Toy Sold for US$2,700.

Here’s something you won’t see every day. An immaculate and extremely well preserved Kenner ALIEN toy from 1979. This particular boxed sample is unopened and in near pristine condition. It sold at auction today for US$2,700 at Prop Store Auctions. A solid and worthy price for a boxed figure with all contents in such outstanding condition.

Unlike some of the items I’ve listed on HIDEOUS PLASTIC recently, this item can genuinely wear the claim of being “rare” and it unashamedly makes those other items look like pieces of commonly discarded junk, which probably isn’t far from the truth in some cases. This isn’t some average condition figure, missing common parts, either. Nor is it an already opened item including box and poster. More so, its condition also exceeds most other figures found in unopened boxes. While it is true this Kenner ALIEN toy carefully displayed inside a custom made protective acrylic case has never been opened, its condition easily transcends even those lofty claims! Continue reading

eBay – “Rare” Kenner ALIEN Toy with Insert Card.

UPDATE: Sold for US$500 (2 bidders).

Here’s an interesting item for the collector of vintage toys. It’s a 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, attached to the insert card. It’s incomplete and up for auction right now with the seller starting bidding at US$399.99. Super cheap! But wait? What are you really bidding on, here?Firstly, there’s no box included in this listing. It just includes the figure and the the red insert card. Fortunately, this card is a genuine item and not a facsimile/fake/reproduction. These red, corrugated cards were present inside the blue box when Kenner originally released the ALIEN. It’s purpose was to provided safe and stable transportation of the toy during transit to stores in 1979 with the toy strapped directly onto the card, preventing it from moving about inside the box and potentially being damaged.
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eBay – “Rare” Kenner ALIEN Head Dome.

UPDATE: Sold for US$127.52 (7 bids).

These items crop up on eBay about once each month or so as they are relatively uncommon parts. It’s a smoky transparent head dome, suitable for completing a Kenner ALIEN toy. The vendor is auctioning it and bidding starts at US$70.  These things never really did fit adequately upon the head of the 40 year old toy even when it was released.  As a result, they are frequently absent from these toys today. About 80% of Kenner ALIEN toys are missing this piece; but is it rare? “Uncommon” would be a better description. This one looks to be in generally OK condition.  It is showing evidence of scratches and other blemishes but it is complete with all 5 nubs needed to (inadequately) secure the dome in place.  It’s a decent addition to help complete someone’s four decades old blended styrene space monster. Starting at US$70 it may appear the vendor is expecting a lot for this concave piece of ancient plastic but as this body part can easily sell for upwards of US$100, I will be watching this item with great interest. Let’s see how high it climbs.

-Windebieste.

eBay – “Rare” Kenner ALIEN Toy for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$150 (4 Bids).

On eBay right now is a “rare” Kenner ALIEN toy. He’s missing the usual parts, making him an average condition piece. The seller’s bidding starts at US$99.99. A very acceptable price for a figure missing multiple parts and displaying other clear imperfections. Let’s take a closer look at this less-than-perfect-but-not-too-ruined sample.Let’s get one thing straight, right off the bat. These things are not rare. Kenner made a ridiculous number of these things in 1979. Their aim was to equal sales of their previous big seller, Star Wars action figures. It is estimated Kenner sold forty million 3.75 inch tall Star Wars figures in 1978. FORTY MILLION! Now, that’s a lot of Star Wars toys sold in less than one year. Kenner may not have made forty million ALIEN toys – but then again, they made one Hell of a lot of them. While no one appears to have any exact details of how many were made, the proof is on eBay itself. As you can see, it’s been forty years since these things were released and there is always an abundance of them on the service.  This toy is not rare as some people would have you believe. It’s actually unexpectedly common despite being four decades old. Continue reading